Things Fixed
0Across households, sheds, and unexplained emergencies.The international committee presents
The Official
Dad Awards™
2026
Recognising Excellence in Fatherhood Since 2,000,000 BC — Before Dad Was Even a Title
Nominee of the year
DAD
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01 — Official record
The nominee
profile
Official archive photograph
The nominee, naturally.
Official nominee profile
- Name
- Dad
- Occupation
- Dad (full-time)
- Years of service
- Longer than the queue at Bunnings
- Nominations
- 14 (all unanimous)
- Wins
- 14
- Losses
- 0, technically
- Competition
- Still looking
The Official Dad Awards Committee has determined that this Dad is, in fact, pretty good. It was a Dad-a-foregone conclusion.
CertifiedExceptionalOfficial Dad Awards
02 — The nominations
Honours of
distinction
Click an award to begin the ceremony.
03 — Quantified greatness
Dad performance
analytics
Independently verified by the committee. The committee is Dad. No conflict of interest — only a conflict with the thermostat.
Dad Jokes Delivered
0Reception remains mixed. Output remains exceptional.BBQs Conducted
0Weather conditions: irrelevant.Times Asked “Can You Help?”
∞Response time: suspiciously fast.Times Being Right
Unfortunately,quite a lotUsually confirmed about 14 minutes later.
Dad Energy
0Runs on love, lawn clippings, and a single hardware-store receipt.03.5 — Restricted material
The official
joke vault
Warning: these have been independently groan-tested.
Committee-approved statement
What do you call a Dad who tells too many jokes? A pun-dit.
04 — Permanently celebrated
The Dad
Hall of Fame
❧
Inducted · 2026
DAD❧
“Some awards recognise achievement.
This one recognises a lifetime.”
05 — The archive
A lifetime
in pictures
Proof, if any were needed.
One more thing
Also, surprise,
we got you a
Gozney pizza oven.
Dome (Gen 2)
For the Dad whose BBQ service has been so good, it was time to turn up the heat. The steaks were high. Now the pizzas will be too.
Officially approved for family feasts, excellent crusts, and asking everyone whether the base is cooked enough.
Gozney Dome (Gen 2)The final honour
The greatest
award of all
No statistics. No jokes. No rankings.
For being my Dad
Happy Father’s Day, Dad.
You deserve every award.